Alan: "WTF? Who has control of my mouse???"
Monitor: "Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?"
And as for the bears, maybe someone should disconnect the invisible fence they have around the Baxter to Mather Pass (where I think bear cans aren't required... hmm... going to have to double check that one...), and allow the bears to roam free, as nature intended...
NPS Requirement Zones