ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...sorry, lar, wrong answer, your "answer must be in the form of a question..." Alex Trebek.
Top Ten Ways To Irritate Alex Trebek presented by "Jeopardy" Champion Ken Jennings
10. "Ask him on air, 'So who did your Botox?'"
9. "Instead of responding, get his attention by throwing nickels at his head"
8. "Buzz in without using your hands"
7. "Give Courtney Love directions to his house"
6. "Whenever he says the word 'potpourri,' you mumble, 'Woman'"
5. "Tell him he's no Wink Martindale"
4. "Remind him that although he's a naturalized citizen, he'll always be a product of the evil Canadian empire"
3. "Complain that he's not nearly as Trebek-y in person"
2. "Your only response: 'Who gives a rat's ass?'"
1. "Insist on buying a vowel"
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 07/12/2004
