I took a doubletake...fer a minnit I thot it sed...never mind!
Wait ain't there an "e" missing? Sombody hlp m?
My eyes ain't none too gooder with fermented grapes flowing in my bloodstream.
Doggone nectar does it to me everytime.
Hmmm...port...that be nautical for left...gotta have a bottle for the starboard to stabilize my "ship." (To help y'all, "I left port." Right and starboard have r's. there ya go.)
Now, for something totally diffrent as far as red and green lights...r"e"d...l"e"ft...g"r"een..."r"ight...
Port comes in green bottles?
I have way too much time on my hands!
Wifey-pooh, can I have another glass of shiraz?
Wait, how about some barley pop IPA?
Okay, me stop now....
