There are clearly folks amongst us that can claim to being more than half wits. Even Wagga! :-)
I, for one, am an one-eighth wit. The other seven-eighths wit just don't get it. I blame it on my emotional intelligence.
wagga always has me running to the "what the" reference and has me saying to myself, "what did he just say?

To me, a plop...well, occurs during the morning constitutional...DID I SAY THAT?
I better stop...plop.
For the record, and for my 1/8th, I say there are 2 pure plops.