Legal reading is never fun (ever read divorce papers?), but this judge might have a sense of humor.

URSACK, INCORPORATED v. SIERRA INTERAGENCY BLACK BEAR GROUP

Note:

"...because the bag failed the zoo test. Specifically, captive bears were able to puncture small holes in the bag and access honey that had been poured inside."



And we have a Nobel Laureate bear:

"We did not pull the approval on the BearVault because all of the problems (12) were focused on a small area suggesting that one bear figured out how to break into them. "


Verum audaces non gerunt indusia alba. - Ipsi dixit MCMLXXII