If you are as tall as you claim, then it wouldn't have anything to do with your attitude.
It simply makes you a droll troll.
Laura darlin, I hope that I haven't actually offended you by my claims of height, color, and rampant disregard for the permit system.
I am no troll (although droll could be argued). I submit, even if I have offended you in some way, that in person I could sway your opinion with my pasty deltoids. They are glorious. We'll have to set that up. Perhaps, through debate, you could win me over on the whole permit issue. I think that may have been what turned you off in the first place. Either that, or the mustache.
Also, with those Grivels, I'll be removing the red accordion things, and wrapping the whole handle with mastic tape so there won't be any red showing. I hope that helps.
