Most dictionaries are probably already legitimizing the misuse in their descriptivist zeal...

On my first-timer main trail ascent this July, I wished I'd brought a dumpster so I could toss my extra food, and a shaman to clear up the monsoon so I could see.

On my MR dayhike the next month, I wished I'd brought along a partner who knew which route to follow below Iceberg, and which #@$! chute to climb above it!