My work is pure documentary.
Ha! Proof that you are actually Dave Berry writing under the pseudonym "Torpified".
2. The origin of "torpified" is a sort of long story involving Benjamin Jowett's translation of Plato's Meno and a VAX mainframe I used in college --- "torpified" was my "process name."
Oh yes, I think I can understand that. No doubt such an undertaking would cause anyone to become "torpified". Just think what the process might have been had you had access to "Watson".
