Once a climber they call Luca-Mrden
Was Denali Park's rescuing burden.
EMT's said she's fine.
She just sat there to whine.
"She's a pain!" all their guides were assertin'.
When they brought her back down, they said, "Geez!
She won't pay any penalty fees?
Stick her back on the chopper!
Let's go back and drop 'er
And let her just sit there and freeze!"
