And we could have a Holy Webcam on the roof with pan, tilt & zoom, setup on the website so that the faithful could pay to operate. Double rates on Holy Grouse Day.
While we are establishing a new religion, it would be a good time to correct a most egregious typographical error - "celebrate" lost a single character in some monk's copy effort.
And the head of the Church could should wear a funny hat!.
I like it. The Exalted and Illustrious Congregation of the High Church of Epical $hit-Doers. Regular pancake communion, Wednesday evening Mooseburger Fellowship, sacrifice a grumpy grouse every now and again just for chuckles (and to keep the High Priestess happy) - this could work.
And I like "celebrate" versus the monkishly mistaken alternative.
