They say that you can tell an addiction when you do it alone. And well, I do like to hike solo....so..maybe...

With apologies to George Thoroughgood...

I hike alone, yeah
With nobody else
I hike alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know when I hike alone
I prefer to be by myself

Every morning just before breakfast
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and good buddy Whitney
That's all I ever need
'Cause I hike alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I hike alone
I prefer to be by myself

The other night I laid sleeping
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I caught up my pal Irvine
And his partner Mt Mallory
And we hiked alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I hike alone
I prefer to be by myself

The other day I got invited to a party
But I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Mt Russell
And his brothers Thor and McAdie
And we hiked alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I hike alone
I prefer to be by myself

My whole family done give up on me
And it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me
Is my dear Old Grand-Dad
And we hike alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I hike alone
I prefer to be by myself