This thread reminds me of the guy who got arrested for killing and eating a Spotted Owl in Oregon. The judge asked the man "why did you eat a Spotted Owl?"
The man answered "I am an out of work logger and well I fed it to my family cuz we were hungry"
The judge asked "Well what does a Spotted Owl taste like?"
The man answered "Well it tastes like a cross between a California Condor and a Bald Eagle."