This reminds me of a very old joke:
Why did Mrs Smokey Bear never get pregnant??
The silly joke thread is
over there, mister!
yeah,
over there.the incorrect answer is: because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel.
heresay, no evidence this ever occurred, nor was there ever any mention of a mrs. smokey bear.
he was a dedicated bachelor who dedicated his whole life to we all know what.
