Here's some good, clean fun.
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The California earthquake of April, 1969, was a monumental one. Astrologers warned that a large slice of California — some of them said the whole state — would fall into the Pacific Ocean as a result of a devastating earthquake. People moved away because of their faith in the prediction, and Governor Ronald Reagan had to issue a statement that he'd been planning for some time to take his vacation outside the state during April. What happened during April? Nothing.

I remember the joking about Reagan making his vacation plans based on an astrological prediction. My prediciton? I have said for years that, when the Big One comes, the rest of the US will slide into the ocean and California will be all that's left.