I know, I know, I feel your pain.

My Hub had an strange attack yesterday, turned red in the face & started jumping up and down - I thought he had inhaled a bit o spit down the wrong tube, but then I heard him sputter something about "too much gear, can't get in my own closet" I'm sure I heard him wrong. So I patted him on the back a few times to clear his breathing path and fixed him a scotch on the rocks.

too much gear - is there such a thing?