I'll wait to post the correct answer . . . lynn-a-roo seems like she wants to tackle the puzzle. And we have yet to hear from Wagga.
+@ti2d -- yes, you SAID it! (And I thought I was the ONLY one who grew up in a family using THAT term for THAT . . . )
RoguePhotonic -- thank you for your "entry". I'm going to have to think about that one. Are you sure you worded the clue the right way?
And here is the third puzzle for this thread (or should it be in silly jokes?)-- a man is told he has half a year to live. 6 months later he dies. How can this be?