AlanK, I could feel your fire from where I'm sitting. You're in Glendale and I'm in Costa Mesa. It's good to get worked up, it gets your heart pumping so you know you're alive.
I should get a blood pressure cuff or something. I didn't even know I was worked up. I just took advantage of another opportunity to be a smart ass by un-originally quoting from what you posted.
But I do think I am old enough to be a curmudgeon.

(Is there a proper smiley for "curmudgeon"?)
I'll still laugh at a silly joke.
