Despite the "be prepared" motto, some of the most unprepared clowns I've ever seen in the wilderness were Scouts. Too many Scout Leaders are fat dads who haven't picked up a pack or hiked a trail since they were Scouts.

DUG's defense of Scouting points out that we shouldn't hate all Muslims, Catholics, or soldiers just because a few bad apples screw up. However, Scouts won't allow atheists to participate. It's hard for me to endorse a group whose lofty standards include bigotry against me.