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I was walking down the street when I saw an very elderly gentleman sitting on a park bench, crying. I was concerned, so I approached him and asked what was the matter. "I just got married last week," he said, "to a beautiful 25-year-old woman, and we've been having incredible sex day and night."
"Why is that such a problem?," I asked.
He sobbed, "I can't remember where I live."