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I had a patient come in with severe low back pain. I asked him how he hurt his back.
He said "I was golfing with my wife Ethel yesterday and she had a heart attact on the first hole."
I asked "how did you hurt your back?"
He said "You know how it is. I hit the ball and dragged Ethel. Hit the ball and drag Ethel."