A police officer pulls over a hard of hearing, elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctors appointment.

The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding.

She looks at her husband and asks, "What did he say, what did he say?"

The husband yells, "He said he stopped you for speeding."

The officer asked the elderly female for her driver's license and she turned and asked her husband, "What did he say, what did he say?

The husband yells, "he wants to see your driver's license."

The woman hands the officer her license and he sees that she is from his old home town. The officer tells the couple that he remembered the town because he had the worst lay of his life there.

The woman looks at her husband and asks, "What did he say, what did he say?"

The husband yells, "He thinks he knows you dear."



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