Little girl on a plane
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>
> A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane
> when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's
> talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike
> up a conversation with a fellow passenger.'
>
> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
> slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to
> talk about?'
>
> 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How
> about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
>
> 'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting
> topic, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
> and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer
> excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
> and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
> suppose that is?'
>
> The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
> intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no
> idea.'
>
> To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
> qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
> shit?'

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