[b][color:#FF0000]First Christmas Joke of this season for you:[/color][/b]
[color:#006600]Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.[/color]
[color:#FF0000]"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."[/color]
[color:#006600]The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It's a candle," he said.[/color]
[color:#FF0000]"You may pass through the pearly gates", said Saint Peter. [/color]
[color:#006600]The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."[/color]
[color:#FF0000]Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates".[/color]
[color:#006600]The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.[/color]
[color:#FF0000]St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"[/color]
[color:#006600]The Irishman replied, "These are Carols." [/color]
[color:#FF0000]And So The Christmas Season Begins......[/color]
