Wagga, I think you are suffering from SPS (Shaggy Pun Syndrome)!

From The Shaggy Pun Test:
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this illness has baffled scientists. What causes it -- love of groaning sounds, subconscious desires to be hit with loose objects in the room, or some deeper cause, such as becoming fixated at the silly phase? Whatever the cause, SPS can become a serious mental illness, and if unchecked in its early phases, can result in minor injury (from beatings), major injury (from worse beatings), and even death (from still worse beatings).



That joke had to be a groaner even when Flip Wilson told it! grin