BUBBA AND BILLY BOB


Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta , and they see a
sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each,
trousers $2.50 each. "


Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here! We could buy a whole gob of
these, take 'em back to Little Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and make a
fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent,
they might think we're ignorant and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. Now,
I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from South Carolina."


They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of
them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs
of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."


The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from South Carolina , ain't ya?"


"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"


"Because this is a dry cleaners"