>
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant
> and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
> He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks
> the nerve to talk with her.
>
> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of
> its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs
> it out of the air, and hands it back.
>
>
> 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops
> her eye back in place...
>
> 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she
> says.
>
> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they
> go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
> she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.. She
> listens.
>
>
> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like
> to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
> They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
>
> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
> trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO
> incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the
> perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you
> meet?'
>
>
> 'No,' she replies. . .
>
>
> Wait for it.
>
> It's coming. .
>
>
>
>
> She says:
> 'You just happened to catch my eye.'
>


Lynnaroo