> A man is dining in a fancy restaurant > and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. > He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks > the nerve to talk with her. > > Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of > its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs > it out of the air, and hands it back. > > > 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops > her eye back in place... > > 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she > says. > > They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they > go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, > she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.. She > listens. > > > After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like > to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. > They had a wonderful, wonderful time. > > The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the > trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO > incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the > perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you > meet?' > > > 'No,' she replies. . . > > > Wait for it. > > It's coming. . > > > > > She says: > 'You just happened to catch my eye.' >