Little Tommy came home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Tommy seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Tommy about this." Tommy's mother quietly took him by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closed the door. She said, "First, Tommy, I want you to take off my blouse..." Little Tommy unbuttoned her blouse and took it off. She continued, "Now take off my skirt..." He removed her skirt. "Take off my bra..." which he did. "And now, Tommy, please take off my panties." When Tommy had finished removing his mother's panties, she said, "Tommy, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!


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