[color:#000099][size:14pt][b]Happy Black Friday Everyone![/b][/size][/color]

[color:#FF0000][b][u]Black Friday Wisecrack[/u][/b][/color]

Picture this, it was just after Thanksgiving, and the judge was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, 'What are you charged with?'

The prisoner replied, 'Doing my Christmas shopping too early'.

'That's no crime', said the judge. 'Just how early were you doing this shopping?'

'Before the shop opened', answered the prisoner.



Lynnaroo