Once upon a time there was a man who was simply tired of life and wanted to get away from everyone and everthing so he decided that he would join a monastery and become a monk. It just so happens that the monastery he joined was very strict and allowed its monks to say only two words every five years.

After five years, the man met with the head monk and was asked if he had anything to say, to which the man replied, "bed hard".

Another five years went by and the man met with the head monk again and was asked if he had anything to say, to which the man replied, "food bad".

After another five years, the man met again with the head monk and was asked if he had anything to say, to which the man said, "I quit", to which the head monk responded, "it's about time, you've done nothing but complain since you arrived".


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