The skinny dip story above is actually the first of the Little Tommy jokes. There are hundreds, if not thousands of Little Tommy jokes, but, alas, few can be told here.

Mrs. Downsport, Little Tommie's mother, was called to a conference with the school principal. "Tommy", he said, "was caught peeing in the swimming pool". "Well", Mrs. Downsport said, "most, if not all the kids pee in the pool". "Possibly true", said the principal, "but not from the top of the 10-meter diving board!".

Tommie's nickname, incidentally, is "Kangaroo". Any guesses why?


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