Rod,
I have only one response to your silly joke about men, their body parts and their wisdom, and it's a short story which goes like this:

Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, WITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle
of road and dies.

Thought For the Day:

If men would just listen


Lynnaroo