When I saw all the ice in Burchey's thread, "Snackin on the North Fork" a silly joke instantly popped into my head....


....An Arctic explorer came face to face with a polar bear. Afraid of being eaten, he fell to his knees and started praying. When the polar bear knelt down beside him and started praying too, the man shouted, "It's a miracle!" The polar bear opened one eye and said "Don't talk while I'm saying grace."