California is facing its worst water shortage in decades. This is somewhat funny, both “curious-funny” and “ha-ha funny” because the state’s severest drought in modern history gives us an excuse to unleash some lame Cali-focused “It’s so dry…” jokes.
California’s so dry…there are red velvet ropes around the fountains.
California’s so dry…couples shower together to save water. Seriously, really.
California’s so dry…all the gyms replaced spinning with pumping and Zumba with Rain Dancing.
California’s so dry…the rain barrels have security guards.
California’s so dry…you’re encouraged to pee in the pool!
