lyn-a-roo samething here I was reading the puzzel thread and reminded of a silly joke. A man is told he only has 6 months to live by his doctor. The man screams out. "I will pay anything and any amount if you can make me live longer" The doctor says "Get married to a mean old shrew and move to Bakersfield" The man said "That will make me live longer?" Doctor says "No but it will feel like forever."
