Guess that one was a thread killer. Here is a more PG joke.
So a guy goes into a bar and sits down. There is a bowl of peanuts in front of him.
The peanuts say to the guy. "Hey nice suit."
Then the peanuts say to him "Nice looking tie"
So the guy yells at the bartender and asks "Hey what's up with the talking peanuts?"
The bartender says "Those are complimentary peanuts."