Jim sends the following text message to his neighbor, Bob. "Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around. I know it’s no excuse, but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
Bob, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.
Moments later Bob gets a second text: "I really should use spell check! That should be "wifi".......Sorry."
Verum audaces non gerunt indusia alba. - Ipsi dixit MCMLXXII
