Presumably not one of the USA's Guano Islands. [For one of those, see WITWHH LXXV: (Link).]
Any creature that had the balls to live here mayhaps should be undisturbed, but Adam & Eve were forcibly removed and taken to Melbourne, Australia. They were found in a "tree", but it wasn't an apple tree.
Verum audaces non gerunt indusia alba. - Ipsi dixit MCMLXXII